You might’ve been completely unawares that a sex tape purporting to feature Tiger Woods was about to make the internet rounds. Personally, had I known, I would’ve reserved an entire case of Moet to indulge in during a viewing party.
The fact that Tiger Woods let his image spin so wildly out of control is still shocking. He went from the boringest, amazingest athletebot to ever play the game of golf into a man who would have sex with anything that crossed his field of vision. If you’ve ever entered into Tiger’s periphery, chances are he’s had sex with you, regardless of your memory of the event or gender. That’s how much of a horndog he is. And the fact that he had sex, bareback, with as many possible cocktail waitresses and porn stars as possible means that either he’s the dumbest man alive, or that he’s practically invincible. None of you would be able to kill Tiger Woods, even if you tried.
Joclyn James was one of his mistresses, who supposedly he liked to bareback. And for weeks now, she’s been advertising a release of a Tiger Woods sextape.
Well, guess what? You’re not going to be able to see a Tiger Woods sextape.
Unless you go out and make one for yourself. I challenge every woman in America to try to bed Tiger Woods and make a video – it cannot possibly damage his reputation further.
Comments
endersonglory
October 11th, 2010 - 3:25:19 AM
Tiger is dominating at an amazing pace, but to call him the greatest that has ever lived is too early. He isn't even close to Sam Snead's career wins and is still 4 short of Nicklaus's major tournament record. Renadex
1
Margarette Demske
January 3rd, 2012 - 5:51:24 PM
Girls are attracted to men who groom well. Keep yourself clean and be fashionable. However, what you wear does not have to be expensive, just trendy!
2