Have you ever been relaxing in your gigantic hot-tub lamenting the lack of options for non-splashable, tech-exteriors? I bet you have, you jetsetting douchebag.
If you routinely complain to white-clad moguls that your hot-tub doesn’t provide the perfect environment to seduce scantily clad models, and there’s too much water going this way and that way – you deserve a solid punch in the groin. But if you actually want to pursue that line of thinking, there’s an Italian design firm that’s going to make your life much easier. HeyTeam has made a hot tub where the outer part raises up to make you comfortable, then retracts once you’re settled and ready to shoot off champagne corks and start throwing out dolla dolla bills, ya’ll.
Personally, I think that any and all advancements in hot tub technology that will lead to the inevitable sequel to Hot Tub Time Machine should be openly encouraged. I mean, there’s only so much you can do to hot tubs to make them elegant, to make them unique, to make them even more prone to being attacked by models and young, impressionable show business personalities.
If you recall, an Italian design team also invented showers that’ll bathe you in light.
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www.manolith.com
March 19th, 2011 - 4:22:38 AM
Techno hot tubs make everything better.. Retweeted it :)
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wgc12
July 7th, 2011 - 1:49:56 AM
to make them unique, to make them even more prone to being attacked by models and young, impressionable show business personalities
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