The world doesn’t really need any more reasons why they should dislike Brett Favre. Aside from his constant dramatics, gruff old-man demeanor, and shotgun-cradling habits on the sidelines, he’s apparently a creeper. A huge creeper.
The internet’s advent has brought us the knowledge that our favorite celebrities have the collective IQ of a high-functioning sentient donut. A delicious, delicious donut. Thanks to Twitter, their twitpicing of their loved ones bending over, constant product shills – there really isn’t a distinction between being a celebrity and just your run-of-the-mill annoying rich person. And Brett Favre – despite being one of the best quarterbacks to ever hit the field – has the social skills of your friendly neighborhood pervert.
The new allegations are that when he was playing with the Jets, he tried to get the number of, and seduce 26-year-old model Jenn Sterger, who says that Favre sent her cell phone pics of his penis. Really, guys? Really? Sending out pictures of your dick probably seems like a better idea after you’ve been hit by gigantic linebackers thousands of times – but still.
Rumors have swirled about Favre’s carousing, despite his vows – but he sounds like a mumbly Neanderthal. Which is probably close to the truth.
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www.manolith.com
March 17th, 2011 - 12:11:35 AM
Brett favre might send you naked pics.. OMG! :)
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www.manolith.com
March 19th, 2011 - 3:28:02 PM
Brett favre might send you naked pics.. Ho-o-o-o-t :)
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