At least, to the people who declared her dad should have control over her finances.
Britney Spears was once the patron saint of everything that was wrong with celebrity, fame, and pop music. She still is, to a degree, but now she may actually have control over her finances.
Which means we can get ourselves ready for an entirely new level of Britney Spears crazy – she’s made an impossible comeback, assisted by a myriad of producers who write songs that fit her still-breathy teenage sounding vocal chords. She’s no longer running around with umbrellas, trying to beat paparazzi’s cars – which means she’s back to the ordinary Britney. Plain old, boring, ordinary Britney. Britney who is incredibly similar to a cornfed southern sorority girl, still trying to find herself in the ether of Hollywood.
So here’s a list of things that I think Britney will neglect to spend her money on.
Bras
Cause really, after you’ve been the biggest pop star in the world, and you’ve popped out a number of demon babies with a back-up dancer, your titties should be free to do whatever the hell they feel like. Including playing xylophones, which hers are capable of doing independently now.
Scales
Who needs to look in the mirror when you’re Britney Spears? Or step on a scale to see how many Starbucks fraps can do damage to your once waifish and hot figure? When your Britney Spears, you have one concern and one concern only : cornbread. As in where the next loaf is coming from.
Good Beats
Whoever is arranging for Britney to sing songs, they need a bit more than the latest Swedish jingle. Way more. 1, 2, 3, sounded like Kidz Bop decided to sing about threesomes.
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