….in her head.
That’s right. We used SEO trickery to get you to look at an article related to and exploring Jenny McCarthy’s sex life. And what a sex life it is. Jenny McCarthy recently got out of a relationship with Jim Carrey, who described it as “not being fun”. But in a recent interview with Jenny McCarthy where she reveals her sexual proclivities, amateur pornstar ambitions, and how horny she is, scientists have proven with empirical evidence that Jim Carrey is probably slightly gay. Not entirely, but he may be slightly gay or depressed. Especially if he stopped having sex with a woman who has AMBITIONS to make a sex-tape.
That’s right, in between distributing homeopathic fallacies about autism, Jenny McCarthy is much hornier than she was in her twenties. Meaning most older women, especially ones that were once playmates – are much hornier now than they were in their twenties.
Biologically, this has been explained by scientists because older women are getting closer to the age where they can’t have children – because they’ll be born with three eyes, horns, and a propensity to eat and try to communicate with dirt.
So, Jenny McCarthy, I have a videocamera. I have a will. I have a dream. You have….the body of Jenny McCarthy. Let’s make this happen.
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