Good news for any dissenters that may have moved to Canada after George W. Bush’s second electoral victory – they’ll now be able to indulge in prostitutes.
Hundreds of them. Possibly thousands of them, depending on how deep their bankroll is and how strong their immune system is. Provided they’re built like Dudley Doright, no amount of concentrated prostitute venereal diseases can take them down. A court in Ontario has banished from the books key provisions that could set a precedent for prostitution cases in the entire country. Specifically, communicating for the purposes of prostitution, pimping, and operating a brothel were all made legal.
So if you were a pimp who operated a brothel, and communicated specifically for the purposes of prostitution, Tuesday should’ve been like Christmas for you. You know what really gets my goat? Now prostitution in Canada is legal – so if any of the prostitutes in Canada get sick, they get free health care.
Travel up north. Test the waters. Even if you manage to give ten strippers gonorrhea, they’re going to be able to get it cured – which is more than can be said for you, the filthy purveyor that’s distributing it.
Tread safely, travelers.
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