I have no idea who Christine O’ Donnell is. I hear she’s a candidate for a Senate seat in Delaware, but overwhelmingly, as I read more about her – she desperately needs to get laid.
Christine O’Donnell has risen to prominence as a Senate candidate with the backing of the emerging Tea Party movement – a movement of mostly jobless, angry white people who misunderstand what the government’s role is and should be. They see her as a crusader for the truth, someone who can sow up the country’s bleeding bedsores and push us towards a good direction.
But most of her life, she’s crusaded against pornography and promoted abstinence and no sex until marriage. After she partied through college and had sex with men she didn’t really have feelings for.
Does anybody else think she’s a crazy person trying to atone for past mistakes? That’d make sense to me. When somebody doesn’t get laid, they overwhelmingly feel a need to shame anybody who does and anybody who has a healthy attitude towards sex. This happens all across our great nation, with conservatives of the opinion that our bodies should be covered and our impulses stifled – as they are sinful and should never be indulged. The craziest part? Those people are usually the freakiest in bed.
Anyway, here’s a clip where she explains that she’ll prevent all of America from having sex.
Seems completely normal.
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