It’s done. Our nightmare is over. We won’t have to deal with any more shrill, screaming sounds emanating from TLC’s headquarters, or pay attention to their main bread-winner, Kate Gosselin.
Because her show has been cancelled. Kate Plus Eight has been cancelled. I know that may seem like a small, selfish, even pyrrhic victory – but the moment that TLC announced they would be producing no more shows starring the wicked witch of Pennsylvania.
Kate and her children won’t be seen on the air anymore – as her ex-husband refused to sign a contract allowing their children to be filmed. Which probably is the dumbest move he could’ve done – beyond wearing Ed Hardy constantly and being known in the press as a hilariously poorly endowed Asian man. Because now Kate Gosselin won’t be making more money. What’s a mother of eight children to do, if she can’t telegraph her problems to the world through the intrusive lens of television?
Porn. Do porn, Kate Gosselin. I can’t imagine any other industry where ridiculous hairstyles and malleable, stretchy vaginas would be more welcome than in the heart of the porn industry – the San Fernando Valley. You could even relocate your children to California in the hopes of putting them in the movies proper, and finally indulge yourself in the cycle of crazy.
But hopefully, that’s the last you’ll hear about her.
Comments
Flossie Millet
October 2nd, 2010 - 3:03:26 PM
I am so terribly disappointed for Kate and the children to be taken off the TLC programing. I have loved the show and the children. Jon is such onery guy. But probably no more than those that make ugly comments about Kate, for absolutely no reason except that it is not their cup of tea. Well it is the cup of tea for a lot of us. And how rediculous to make ugly comments about her hair. There are many of us that have loved her hair do. Don't be so vain as to think you speak for all of us or even the majority of us. If you don't like her you could just not watch but for the ones of us that love the show and the hair do's, you took away our right to accomplish yours. I call that selfish.
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Mary
October 3rd, 2010 - 3:25:46 PM
Thank the good Lord that her show is GONE and so hopefully is Kate!!!
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Rose
October 3rd, 2010 - 3:27:15 PM
Thank you TLC for getting rid of that horrible woman!!! So over Kate Gosselin...
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Palm Beach, FL
November 28th, 2010 - 10:39:54 AM
I have seen a couple of the old shows and I keep saying to myself why watch this mess..does she always scream like that when she sees a bug or any kind of reptile?, she yells more then those kids of hers. Proud to say I can't stand the woman.
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