Lindsay Lohan has an E! True Hollywood story waiting for her. And it’s going to be the highest rated and most extreme one of all time.
Lindsay had a prison sentence earlier this year, for driving whilst under the influence whilst possessing whilst probably shooting out the window whilst cursing and threatening to kill the president. Because she’s that much of a hot mess. She cried at her trial, like a spoiled child, got out of prison early, left rehab early, and guess what happened?
Seriously, guess. You’ll never guess what happened. That Lindsay Lohan failed multiple drug tests after she left prison. Guess she was hoping her urine could act like it was completely normal and not at all affected by the mountain of cocaine she probably has in her living room?
Also, I just saw Machete, and if somebody can explain to me what the hell Lindsay Lohan was doing in that movie other than just showing her tits off to the cameras, I’d love to hear it. No complaints, really, just wondering what point she had in the movie. If she was just tits occupying a woman’s body, still okay.
Obviously, this could result in more prison time for Lohan – but she’s ready.
Lindsay Lohan’s greatest role could be that of an inmate.