JWoww To Pose For Playboy

By Mark Lorenz on September 20th, 2010

The day everyone knew was coming has officially come. A castmate from Jersey Shore has announced that she will be posing for Playboy.

Now, the follow-up question is…which Jersey Shore castmate will be posing for Playboy? It’s not as obvious as you think. It could be Snookie, proudly displaying her 4’9” frame, riddled with rolls and battle scars from a lost battle with anorexia and a winning battle with Grey Goose. It could be Angelina, who sent in her audition tape featuring herself in the nude – yet always manages to come across prudish and annoying. Or it could be JWoww, who has a moniker like an internet hashtag, and gigantic fake boobs.

Guess which it is? Guess who wants to display her giant fake boobs in Playboy? It’s JWoww. Real name, Jenni Farley, who is not in the least Italian. This’ll certainly up Playboy’s circulation in areas where they love girls with giant ears and refund gaps, but I again reiterate – remember the times when Marilyn Monroe and actual stars would pose for Playboy?

Yeah, neither do I. They’ve been replaced by reality TV stars, beloved cartoon moms, and future contestants on Celebrity Rehab.

And nobody’s complaining. Except me. The issue’ll be hitting the newstands in December.