We have a new world record for the dumbest rapper alive. Maybe not in IQ – that title goes to this guy, who raps about hot sausage, but TI is getting pretty goddamn close.
This is in a world where we have rappers like Soulja Boy and Wacka Flocka Flame – who are pushing the limit on how stupid you can be whilst maintaining a semi-successful recording career and racking up appearance fees in nightclubs. This is a world where Gucci Mane rhymes the lines “Shawty hotter than a hippopotamus in the sahara/wit a walk like a rhinocerous just like tacara,” and TI is still bringing up the bottom in terms of arrests. Why? He apparently thinks that he’s invincible.
It’s not like he didn’t have a good career going – he was in a freaking movie where he roller-skated. He was in American Gangster, and had a lucrative recording deal. And after being sentenced on gun charges for possessing a ridiculous amount of firepower, you’d think he’d try as best as he possibly could to avoid the police.
Instead, he gets arrested again and tests positive for opiates. And now new photos were leaked of his car, showing that he probably had 4 open containers of sizzurp just lying around.
Live your life, TI. I hope you enjoy more prison time.
Comments
Colin
September 18th, 2010 - 3:02:51 PM
Opiates make me nauseous. I had to take percocet after dental surgery and it was a horrible experience. I just don't understand people who choose to feel like that when they do not have to.
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