Weirdly enough, the fact that people enjoy and continue to make porn parody’s of popular movies speaks to the human condition. And by speaks human condition, I mean makes beer pong background viewing incredibly hilarious.
Also, weirdly enough, porn parodies are usually better acted than Entourage. All six seasons. It doesn’t matter how many doe-eyed starlets you have lined up to read lines vacantly into the camera or each other’s orifices, they still can chew scenery better than Vinnie Chase. And also vaginas. Aren’t porn parodies essentially just Friedberg and Seltzman’s movies, with added nudity? And better dialogue. I believe they are.
You might’ve heard of the ass-to-mouth contemporary classic The Human Centipede – because it displaced the previous ass-to-mouth classic Casablanca from it’s reigning position as champion. That scene where Bogart is face-deep in Ingrid Bergman still gives me goosebumps. The Human Centipede was attacked and partially reviled for being a cheap exercise in S&M masquerading as a horror film.
But now, porn producers have been able to make a cheap exercise in penetration masquerade as comedy. Which is win-win for everyone. Enjoy the trailer. Lord knows that if you can come up with a better porn name than Jynx Maze, I will blow you myself.
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