EXTREME. How extreme are new motorcycles? So extreme that you’ll be on the lookout for them when the American military rolls into town.
When skateboarding was invented, people probably never predicted that one day, skateboards would by rolling into occupied territory, or trying to rescue downed soldiers. But that is precisely why the people who were really good at skateboarding back in the day are not printing money — with the exception of a handful of people.
An aspiring inventor, probably over the combination of waffles and something else ridiculous has decided to put tank treads on a skateboard. Which would have made the X-Games that much more watchable, as people would do motorized and assisted 1080 degree turns, then hit 88 miles an hour and travel back to a time that wasn’t so EXTREME.
“And Tony Alva is back on the course, proving once again that you’re only as old as you look – and what’s this? He’s re-enacting the not-terrible part of Tiananmen Square on an insane piece of technology.”
The DTV Shredder was invented by Ben Gulak, and presented at August’s Military Vehicles conference in Detroit. And I can’t wait to get mine and trick it out. So they can see me rollin’, and be hatin’.
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