Last night, Lady Gaga picked up so many VMA’s, she probably tried to carry them home in a fashionbag filled with blood packets and glitter. But the victory was bittersweet.
Because she had to payout a music producer who helped to basically get her the jumpstart she needed to get into the music business – despite her insistence that nobody made her who she was. SOMEBODY helped make Lady Gaga who she was. Nobody sits around, free of childhood trauma and feelings of alienation and decides to get a cocaine habit that’ll coincide with dance music and bleeding onstage. And if there’s someplace that produces those kind of children, I’ll take three.
Rob Fusari co-executive produced Lady Gaga’s Grammy winning debut The Fame, helping to pen Beautiful, Dirty Rich, Paparazzi, Brown Eyes, and Disco Heaven. He entered in an LLC with Gaga when she was still coming up, and now claims that he was owed more than he was paid. Gaga is angry because she dated him and he treated her terrible, but apparently, Gaga’s lawyers don’t have the same kind of teeth that she does — and decided a long, drawn-out suit is the opposite of what she needs.
Which is a hug and the ability to regain feeling in her teeth.
