Justin Bieber hits Cop With Water Balloon…Laughs and Tweets

By James Sheldon on September 10th, 2010

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I can’t stand this kid. I can’t stand him. I disliked him in the past due to his hair being much thicker and hipsteresque than mine, and I’ve now come to loathe the presence of this kid in the United States. While I love many things Canadian, Bieber is not one of them.

Allow me to set the stage:

Bieber. A couple of water balloons. Preparing to perform at the Maryland State Fair. Got the set up? He let the water balloon fly, hitting a Maryland State Trooper, soaking the law enforcement officer from the waist down.

The trooper was pissed, and rightly so. Have you seen the crease they get in those uniform pants? No doubt, they’re dry clean only. At that point, the pansy we all know and love as Justin Bieber, high-tailed it to his trailer, where his body guards, a.k.a. sellouts, put the kid under lock down.

As you and I are well aware, doing anything to a cop of this nature qualifies as felony assault. FELONY. ASSAULT. As the officer began his pursuit for the Biebs, the bodyguard talked him down, while Bieber was free to tweet from his trailer:

Still laughing. GREAT DAY

Word up, homey. That is a great day! It’s a great day when you can commit felony assault and get away with it. Because you know what, I couldn’t get away with it. You people reading this couldn’t get away with. You ridiculous fans of Justin Bieber couldn’t get away with it–but I’m a gazillion percent sure you will justify the action of this fuzzy douche nozzle…that he was just having fun…that it’s funny…

I’m more disappointed in the trooper than I am you people who actually like this kid and his frickin’ cultural wasteland of music. That state trooper just got owned by Bieber, and let it slide. He should take a few days off to think about what he does for a living.

(Image via: Heckler Spray)