Kim Kardashian seems like she’s one of those girls who is high maintenance. The kind who makes sex tapes and poses for Playboy, then complains afterwards.
This is Kim Kardashian we’re talking about. Who tweets photos of herself based on how her cleavage looks at any given moment. It could be an inch to the left or an inch to the right, and we’d get a live, three minute update from her. But she’s not happy about Playboy releasing the pictures of her from their Cyberclub — which is exactly what she’s in the news for doing. Playboy was holding onto pictures of Kim K. from when she posed for the magazine several years ago, and decided to rerelease them, infuriating the demure and shy Kim Kardashian.
Kim Kardashian and her sisters have the greatest clickback ratio for Twitter – meaning that for a society that enjoys 140 character blurbs that could sell product, they are on the top of the world. They are peak human beings who we should model ourselves after, so run yourselves to a plastic surgery clinic, be nearly as tall as Lamar Odom, or find yourself an irrepressible douchebag to have a baby with.
Enjoy Kim’s tits. She doesn’t want you to. Which’ll make you enjoy them harder.
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Ian
September 10th, 2010 - 8:06:34 AM
"Kim Kardashian Doesn’t Like Looking At Her Naked Pictures" Well that makes two of us. ..ok that was a lie, but I wish it was true.
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