Paris Hilton is a woman of many talents. She, uh, kinda sings. She sometimes appears on television and in clothes, which is saying something.
She kinda starts businesses? Or gives money to other people to start businesses which can then be attached to her name, because she’s in the tabloids all the time and has more of a base to sell perfume than someone who isn’t always spreading her stink around town. Apparently, she has other talents that she’s not yet introduced to the world – including hiding massive amounts of drugs and paraphernalia in her vagina. The fact that Paris can hide things that people ordinarily can’t fit inside in their vagina is shocking, but in no way surprising – she’s basically a really slutty superhero. She doesn’t actually need to valet her pink Bentley anywhere, she just has her underlings drive full speed towards her labia. Her vagina will actually act like a venus-fly trap, and encase her Bentley in her pussyfolds along with her keys, so whenever she needs to get anywhere, all she has to do is look inside herself.
Literally. According to a new book, crew members from Girls Gone Wild alleged that their boss, Joe Francis, told them to smuggle drugs to Paris. Who could promptly stow them in her vag.
You can’t make this up, folks. Paris was in the news recently for being arrested for cocaine possession.
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The Carnivore
September 9th, 2010 - 6:27:07 AM
I'd like to snort some of that.
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carouser
September 9th, 2010 - 11:35:32 PM
Does this mean, next time Paris gets pulled over, the police will get to skip the purse (probably not hers anyways) and delicately shove the search warrant directly in her pooter? Of course we can already imagine the headline now- “Parasite tweets her crotch was tampered with.” http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2010/09/paris-hilton-smuggles-cocaine-stash-up-her-snatch/
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