Bruce Campbell is a walking, talking legend. A walking, talking legend of a man with a chin like it was cast in Italian marble and a stride made by elves who specialize in walking sex.
Or so says any comic book nerd I talk to, between bouts of their eyes rolling into the back of their heads and hits off their inhalers. Bruce Campbell is legendary for appearing in some of the greatest B-Movies of all time, the Evil Dead series, Bubba Ho-Tep, and a myriad of others that I am either too drunk or too lazy to list here. Not only is he a legend, as the fellaty reasons we’ve already laid out, but he’s got his hands on the pulse of America.
The Expendables have proven that a reunion of everyone’s favorite anyones can yield a huge return on the box-office, and with that, the possibilities of everyone’s favorite 80’s horror stars reuniting is a possibility that is tickling Campbell’s fancy.
And everytime Campbell’s fancy is tickled, an angel gets their wings. And then gets them cut off in a comedic way. If you wouldn’t be interested in a movie that re-united the stars and starlets of the most influential period in horror films, we probably wouldn’t be friends.
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