Jerry Lewis has had a legendary career that most of us could only dream of having if we were hopped up on something that made us dream of old-time Vegas monuments, kids with muscular dystrophy, and regularly putting our foots in our mouths.
Fortunately for us, he is the only surviving member of the Rat Pack still around to partially tarnish the rich legacy he left standing in the corner like a pair of pants that you’ve ironed to hell and back. Who knows what kind of fuckery Sinatra would be pulling if he were still around to kick it in contemporary Vegas? In a recent interview with Access Hollywood or Entertainment Tonight, or HURRP DERP, the televised series, someone asked Jerry Lewis about his opinion on contemporary stars like Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton.
His response? He’d smack her in the mouth. Right in the mouth. We should all hope for Jerry Lewis to go on a mouth-smacking rampage through the heart of Los Angeles and Las Vegas. He could punch every contemporary starlet who needed it in the mouth – to the point where they’d finally be afraid of running their mouth and sounding like complete idiots in the press.
Would Kristen Stewart still be comparing fame to rape if the looming specter of Jerry Lewis’ monkey paws were just out of frame. Signs point to no.
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beulainnes
September 6th, 2010 - 2:06:20 AM
Nobody is getting rich on this.Lewis has all the $ he needs to start with. MDA offices are usually in donated space, Natura Cleanse
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