Recent Blogs

  1. LeBron James? Still A Dick.

    LeBron James? Still A Dick.

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

    LeBron James is the epitome of money not being able to buy you class. Money can, however, buy you a team with three superstars so you can emulate the Bulls of the mid-90’s.
  2. Lea Michele Goes Naked

    Lea Michele Goes Naked

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – 2 Comments

    About halfway. At least. That counts, right?
  3. Jenny McCarthy Makes A Sextape

    Jenny McCarthy Makes A Sextape

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

    ....in her head.
  4. HUGE Fisher Price Recall

    HUGE Fisher Price Recall

    Posted by James Sheldon – Leave A Comment

    Fisher Price makes the auto industry look like a perfectly iced cupcake. I don't really know what that means, but something along the lines that Fisher Price has put the uck back in suck.
  5. Gliese 581: New Possibly Habitable Planet Discovered

    Gliese 581: New Possibly Habitable Planet Discovered

    Posted by Heather B – 7 Comments

    It's pretty close, too. But there are a few things you should know if you're hoping to move on to the new planet once we've finished destroying this one.
  6. Justin Timberlake, Jimmy Fallon Rap (Watch)!

    Justin Timberlake, Jimmy Fallon Rap (Watch)!

    Posted by AAyles – Leave A Comment

    You gotta see this!
  7. 35 Is The New Mid-Life Crisis

    35 Is The New Mid-Life Crisis

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

    Are you in your mid-thirties, and you feel like buying a convertible, shaving off all your head, paying tribute to the don, Ed Hardy, and having sex with tons of younger girls? You’re not alone.
  8. Canada Legalizes Prostitution

    Canada Legalizes Prostitution

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

    Good news for any dissenters that may have moved to Canada after George W. Bush’s second electoral victory – they’ll now be able to indulge in prostitutes.
  9. Star Wars To Be Rereleased In 3D….All Of Them

    Star Wars To Be Rereleased In 3D….All Of Them

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

    Any kind of respect I once had for George Lucas, he seems determined to drag out from me and flog against the rocks of despair. The rocks for which Bret Michael’s new show will be named after.
  10. Fox News Claims Obama Is A Lover Of Gangsta Rap

    Fox News Claims Obama Is A Lover Of Gangsta Rap

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – 1 Comment

    It could be worse. They could claim he's a lover of popping Presidential collars -- the only thing that could possibly turn some voters away from him.

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