This guy.
I’ve always been of the impression that Glenn Beck wishes he were Glenn Beckert, and I’ve long desired to have a charity boxing match against him–yet I possess no fame, and he’s famous because…
Huh.
So. Beck is adding to his repertoire with a little foray into the Interwebs via THE BLAZE, a news and opinions website, which is probably more of an opinions and opinions website vs. what you might find at say–The Huffington Post…? According to Beck, The Blaze will be “a place where you can find breaking news, original reporting, insightful opinions and engaging videos about the stories that matter most.”
You know, stories about “Restoring Honor” rallies where a dude tells you to stop eating what the government is feeding you, and take a bite from his kitchen instead.
(I wonder if they’re hiring writers–it might be my in to finally set up that boxing match.)
I’m not sure what stories are the stories that matter most, but I’m sure they’ll have something to do with complaining about the “progressive” agenda, and the current administration. Perhaps they’ll pull story ideas from The Huffington Post, like I did this one, or if they’re really hurting for unbiased truths/opinions, maybe they’ll dip into the stash at The Week Magazine, which just happens to feature Glenn Beck today. I can’t wait until Beck opens that can of “I’m a devout Mormon” and sees the Protestant and Catholic, church-goin’ crowd abruptly about-face and grumble.
One thing that did cause my brow to furrow, was the fact that Beck stated that they’ll make mistakes with The Blaze, and I’ll be honest, this did creep into my cortex. Yet, being from Missouri, I suppose I’ll need to see him admit an error or fault to actually believe that it happens. We’re a long tradition of heel-digging “Show-Me’s” in Missouri, ya know.
(Image via: The Atlantic)
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