Someone Proposed To Snooki?

By Mark Lorenz on August 31st, 2010

You might’ve caught on that Jersey Shore is a guilty pleasure here among the staff at Manolith, with the core of us being both simultaneously mortified and captivated – the way only contemporary television can make you.

One of the show’s breakout stars, Snooki – real name Nicole Polizzi – has had a notorious history of having bad relationships. Her previous boyfriends have been after reality show fame, pieces of Polizzi’s ass, and now, her boyfriend has proposed to her after only dating her for two weeks. Two weeks. Have you ever wanted to marry a girlfriend you’ve had after two weeks? Never. No matter how amazing they are. Now imagine your girlfriend resembles an escaped zoo-creature whose head is swollen from fame, literally, swollen with her hairstyle, and you’ve spent a relatively happy two weeks with her, despite her inability to grasp large words and concepts.

Would you propose to her? Is this what the country’s come to? Borderline functional people proposing to each other for a hint of reality show fame and notoriety?

Wait a minute – I have no room to complain. I watched The Hills religiously. And the concept of marriage there was essentially a high comedy.

So obviously, Snooki is single again. Start your engines, gentlemen.