James Cameron Is Cranky At Producers Of Piranha 3D

By Mark Lorenz on August 31st, 2010

James Cameron has directed some of the highest grossing films in history, specifically, the two highest grossing films in history. So he knows what he’s talking about when he talks about mass-appeal in cinema.

One thing that he doesn’t like? Other than treating the assistants around him with respect and decency? People marginalizing the form of entertainment in 3D. Never mind that it started off as an exercise in two-toned glasses and things flying at the screen, Cameron thinks that the right to make 3D movies should only rest in his cantankerous and proven hands – so he issues statements to the press ripping on other contemporary films utilizing 3D – specifically, Piranha 3D. Cameron was fired off of Piranha 2, and says it shouldn’t be listed in his filmography, but he’s still talking smack to the press.

First off, Piranha 3D is a valid 3D experience. There are a number of 3D abominations that Cameron could trash, other than the critically (for the most part) acclaimed stupid fun of Piranha 3D. Like, The Last Airbender, which has received the some of the worst reviews that a movie can receive, or Sam Worthington’s vehicle directly after Avatar – Clash of the Titans 3D.

But there’s a way to settle this. The first person who can film a piranha biting off James Cameron’s penis in 3D gets two billion dollars. From me.