I thought she’d been banned from dancing for doing the horizontal tango too often.
Dancing The Stars will prove to be a tiny bit extra clusterhumpy this season. Because of the cast.
It’s the most popular show on television, recently usurping the crumbling and increasingly socially irrelevant American Idol – people like watching half-celebrities dance.
But the cast this year is a tiny bit iffy. Joining the regular dancers will be a swarm of controversy – as Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino will be dancing alongside Bristol Palin. I’d make jokes about a star from Jersey Shore joining forces alongside the world’s most famous unwed teen mother – but you can make them for yourselves. In you own heads.
They’re going to have sex. It’s going to happen. Hopefully on the show, so Bristol can revenge Levi Johnston from hurting her so many times. Wouldn’t you love that? If Sarah Palin had a tiny little guido baby that would walk round flexing and talking about how many women he’s been able to smush in his crib?
Eerily enough, that’s pretty much the only thing that could make Sarah Palin’s family even more white trash. It’d push her kin from the trash bracket into white toxic waste.
And I support it. But seriously, if I wanted to watch Bristol Palin dance, I could wait a few years until she melts down and goes to the poles. Bristol Palin, of course, will be paid hundreds of thousands of dollars, and hopefully this’ll accelerate her family’s fall to obscurity.
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