Kim Kardashian Is Crazyness

By Mark Lorenz on August 25th, 2010

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If you’ve never watched an episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, or Khloe and Kourtney Take Miami, or a sextape starring a tiny Armenian that vaguely resembles an agile ruminant mammal, you are missing out.

Because it’s pretty much the only weirdly entertaining show that has appeared on E! – other than The Soup, which still reigns supreme. Also what’s weird and entertaining? Kim Kardashians constant need to get publicity and plastic surgery – which now includes creeping up on Justin Bieber. Seriously? Justin Bieber? Is Kim Kardashian brain that plastic that she has to get publicity from her only audience – teenage girls, gay dudes, and bloggers – by cozying up to Justin Bieber?

Good luck with that, Kim Kardashian. I can’t wait until she goes the same route as Paris Hilton, and is hanging out with increasingly young pop stars to increase her profile. The only episode that I’ve ever seen of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kim was being cautioned from working too hard (read: doing appearances at nightclubs) by her mother.

At what point does doing appearances at nightclubs constitute as work? At what point?

And now Kim’s going around saying that she’d date Justin Bieber if he was legal. Which means, not only does she make terrible decisions, she makes terrible decisions. Always.