If Jennifer Aniston keeps producing bombs so compellingly and consistently, she should be outsourced to the Taliban.
It’s like the entertainment industry created the mold of a female entertainer doomed to play the inept role in terribly written romantic companies for huge sums of money for eternity. And they named that mold Jennifer Aniston. And then that mold’s life kept playing out like a terribly written romantic comedy, so her personal life was splayed out on every single tabloid cover in the universe for untold years, tracking her personal life, her loves and her attempts at getting married – all of which were ended when she tripped hilariously in front of her love.
Only in Hollywood would you actually be able to keep someone’s career afloat where their biggest box-office receipts came from a movie where they starred in with a dog. Jennifer Aniston’s vehicle ‘The Switch’, where somebody switches their own semen with the semen her character put inside of her bombed unceremoniously at the box office, coming in eighth place.
Even more surprising? The movie Vampires Suck, which just makes fun of the Twilight franchise, grossed more than Scott Pilgrim vs. The World in the first initial weekend.
The idiocracy is upon us. And winning.
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