I’m part of a family of people who are consistently engaged in an unending struggle with their alarm clocks.
I can sleep through anything. This morning, my dreams were literally filled with Girltalk’s entire first album – like Edith Piaf invading the heads of everybody who was in Inception – only I managed NOT to wake up.
Literally, we’ve hit the snooze button to the point where our arms have developed muscles that arms shouldn’t have. It’s like our own version of masturbating in the morning – if the joyful peak we experience would instead be replaced with an amazingly unbearable workday. But thankfully, a new alarm clock is making the job of getting up THAT much easier.
It’s called Tocky, made by Guari Nanda – the manufacturers of Clocky – the alarm clock that has been sweeping the world as the most adorable way to wake up in the morning. It jumps off of your bedroom dresser, and rolls around your room, so you have to chase it to try to turn it off. Therefore pumping up your adrenaline, which is always better motivation to wake up than anything I can name.
Available for 79 dollars on the internet – you’d be hard-pressed to find a more interesting way to wake up.
Unless King Kong does it. Or something. Watch the adorable video.
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