Back the fun bus up. Run to your relatives, and give them a hearty hug. The day of reckoning is approaching. They have made a Golden Girls porn parody.
There’s something bizarrely comforting and consequential when you realize that the drought of creative ideas that has permeated Hollywood is also penetrating – literally – the porn industry. They’re as out of creative juice as everyone else. So they’ve resorted to just adapting television shows and previously made films to make their porno. They are literally painting people blue as we speak right now to have them engage in hot, steamy, Avatar sex.
Which presents us with an interesting question. Are porn companies aware that pornography is incredibly, incredibly boring? That people on average just watch it for 15 minute intervals, just until they reach their personal mountaintops to rain down jism on unpainted walls? It would seem so.
Because they’ve decided to make a Golden Girls porn parody. Titled just that. The Golden Girls: A XXX Porn Parody. So if you’ve ever looking to watch a porno that would evoke Bea Arthur in your head, giving you death-eyes while you tug away, you’re in luck. This is your lucky day.
I’ve attached the trailer on top. Just because there’s the possibility that you might hate yourself as much as I do.
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