Happy birthday. To me. This feels like a gift bestowed from the heavens by someone who knows my taste in films and women.
If you don’t find Mila Kunis the least bit attractive and sexual – you are probably a corpse. A corpse that is bloated and weighed down by life’s oppression and three pounds of Funions. She’s probably one of the hottest actresses working today, and considering that she’s been emerging in more and more films – barring American Psycho 2 – she’ll probably be gracing our screens for a long time. Probably, based off her look, as the dark and sexy girl who is secretly trying to murder you and steal your part in a prominent ballet company.
A part that belongs to Natalie Portman. So Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman will be battling against each other for a spot in ballet company, run by VINCENT FUCKING CASSEL. And they will make out with each other and engage in angry lesbian ballerina sex. Fueled by drugs.
I don’t really know what other selling points you need besides angry lesbian ballerina sex. If you put that label on any sort of product that didn’t merit it – I’m buying what you’re selling. Even if it’s a skullcap, or something. Just watch the trailer.
In addition, it’s directed by Darren Aronofsky. Run to the theaters in December. RUN.
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James
August 18th, 2010 - 9:20:05 AM
OK. I'll admit. I'm a dude who is a classically trained dancer. This has always been my favorite classical ballet, and I CAN'T wait to see it. I've long said that there's not enough EVIL in the black swan... This looks like Requiem for a Dream with a bigger budget and choreography. AWESOME!
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