Toledo Women REALLY Love Chicken McNuggets

By Mark Lorenz on August 11th, 2010


Have you ever wanted a McNugget? Have you ever wanted a McNugget so bad that you were willing to commit crimes for it? Then you’ve never been on meth.

Meth will make things like driving up to a McDonald’s window and breaking it, and trying to strangle the attendants seem normal. Why do terrible things always happen to McDonald’s attendants? Between the fried oils being absorbed into the skins, the employee discount for the food that’ll probably kill you, the abuse and non-hiring of transsexuals, and the managers across the country getting into shenanigans with people calling pretending to be cops, it’s the worst job you can possibly have. And now a recent video circulating around the internet is filling in the gory details of the other parts of the job that you don’t want.

Namely, what crazy white women on meth with do for Chicken McNuggets. And no, these are not the lost lyrics to a Kanye West song or a cancelled Klondike commercial. A Toledo woman decided that her love for Chicken McNuggets was not bigger than her fear of prison, so she smashed the drive-through window, and attacked two of the people working the drive-through. I love that this is making the rounds on the internet. This is what our society is. People with McNugget entitlement.

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