Rush Limbaugh Wedding Photos

By James Sheldon on August 11th, 2010

OK. Admit it. You thought that it was a total goof when you heard that Elton John was going to play at Rush Limbaugh’s wedding…

Thanks to Rush and his Facebook page, you can see that Elton was there, in full force, tickling the ivories of a beautiful grand piano, smiling for a few photo ops and thinking to himself, “This is the easiest money I have ever made…”

I’m looking at all of these photos, which you can find here, and it’s crazy–it almost looks as if Rush Limbaugh is just a regular guy. I hate to “out” Rush, but I’ve been saying it for years–my conspiracy theory about a super-liberal, claiming super-conservatism: I don’t think Rush Limbaugh believes one thing he says.

However, I do think that Rush Limbaugh is one of the smartest human beings on the face of the planet–steeped in the truth that there is no such thing as bad publicity, and when it comes to monetary gain, it is just as good to be infamous as famous.

But let’s not pull the focus from what was actually a beautiful wedding. Along those lines, Rush’s new wife, Kathryn, is one of the reasons I believe my theory to possess some truth. She’s totally into him, and perhaps he’s her project. Or perhaps he’s told her, “I don’t believe one thing I say. People really get off on this stuff, and I’ve made millions!?” He giggles. She giggles. They spend millions together.