Paris Hilton Debuts New Perfume Line

By Mark Lorenz on August 11th, 2010

Paris Hilton is once again hitting the news, but not for a sextape or anything of worth. Not for being a star, or looking for her best friend, but for releasing a perfume.

Paris Hilton is an example of depressive, party-hungry, pretty useless heiresses. Can you imagine anything she does ever enhancing the world? Can you imagine any sentiment coming from her lips enhancing someone’s life? Of course not, that’d defeat the purpose of being an heiress, where your only goal is to drink the alcohol of worldwide promoters and party hard

Hilton has released a perfume called Tease. That’s right, it continues the tradition of celebrities releasing perfumes with names that have nothing to do with them. On what planet would Paris Hilton qualify as a tease, and not a whore? It’s like Britney’s perfume Curious. What do you think the last thing that Britney Spears was curious about? I can tell you. It’s how someone can manage to get Cheetos out of their belly button.

For the occasion, Paris did the thing that rich girls do, and emulate people with actual character and a legacy. She dressed up like Marilyn Monroe. Isn’t she in her mid-30’s? What prompted this? Was it Conrad Hilton blocking her out of the family’s fortune?

We can only hope.