Have you ever wondered how dumb people in Hollywood can be? Gather round. I’m going to weave a tale for you, regaling you with stories about easy money that has been turned down by ego, and social ineptitude.
Jennifer Lopez is one of the most successful Latina actresses and singers working in Hollywood, with a personal fortune in the hundreds of millions. She’s married to a successful singer, Marc Anthony, the only solo salsa act to ever sell out Madison Square Garden. In addition, she’s supposedly a raging bitch, and Hollywood’s biggest joke. Her production company is only looking at movies that she’d star in, such as El Cantante, which then get released, score no box office and are savaged by critics. So despite her fading star, you’d think she’d want to appear n America’s most popular show to critique singing, a talent that if her handlers possessed, she’d never appear in the public eye.
She was even on board to be one of the judges, a name circulated by the press and Hollywood trade papers. The deal was pretty much done.
Except Jennifer Lopez is so stupid, she issued so many demands Fox decided it wouldn’t be worth it to have her and canned her. Jennifer Lopez still thinks it’s 1996.
You know how much of an easy paycheck American Idol is? You judge a karaoke competition. With mannequins that don’t understand a good voice doesn’t necessarily make for good music or good songs. That have had diminished sales every year the competition advances. They don’t even shoot underneath your desk that often, so you can spend your time diddling your twaddle, which would probably sound like the chorus from ‘Waiting For Tonight’.
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