Fake Secret Service Agent Won’t Do Jail Time

By AAyles on August 11th, 2010

Frederick J. Nickerson, a 47-year-old New Jersey man who has more secret identities than Jason Bourne  has agreed to turn over all of his illegal identification badges and equipment to authorities.

Frederick has been filling the shoes of everyone from a US secret service agent to a Beverly Hills Cop to a Coast Guard before getting caught this year.

For those of you wondering just how good this guy is, here’s the list of items in his possession that he was ordered to turn over:

* Pentagon Force Protection Agency visitor stickers
• All National Disaster Medical System identification cards
• All Department of Defense Geneva Conventions identity cards and replicas
• Massachusetts Department of Public Health identification cards
• National Registry of Emergency Medical Technician cards
• D.C. Department of Health Emergency Medical Technician Certificate and all replicas
• Massachusetts Emergency Management Agency card
• American Heart Association Healthcare Provider card
• Onondaga County EMS Identification card
• Metropolitan Boston EMS Council Regional EMS Coordinator identification card
• American Heart Association Advanced Cardiac Life Support card
• Massachusetts Registered Health Officer License
• Massachusetts Emergency Medical Specialist badge
• EMS Official Business Placard
• Anthrax Briefing to Federal Agencies (dated 11/5/01)
• “10-90 Gold NBC Response Plan” book
• FEMA blue jacket
• Public Health Service Emergency Operations blue jacket
• Hawaiian Island Emergency Medical Services black jacket
• Syracuse NY EMS orange jacket
• U.S. Secret Service green hat
• U.S. Army Chem/Bio/Nuclear training disk
• Beverly Hills Police hat
• Metropolitan Police Department blank citation forms
• D.C. Diplomatic License Plate, No. “DPL 751″
• Norfolk County Sheriffs Office blue shirt
• White House Airlift Operations blue shirt
• U.S. Public Health Service camouflage jacket
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• RAF Police yellow jacket
• U.S. Department of Health & Human Services Public Health Service identification card
• U.S. Coast Guard MSD hat
• Sail Boston 92 EMS hat
• “Managing Hazardous Materials Incidents” notebook, volume II
• New Jersey EMT shield
• Blank Triage tags
• Knife and case
• All emergency response and disaster field guides and manuals
• “Biological Warfare Improved Response Program” book
• Department of State Diplomatic Security Service pin
• United States Marshal pin
• D.C. Fire & EMS blue shirt
• “Near East South Asia Center for Strategic Studies” Congressional Assessment (11/19/09)
• “Committee on Homeland Security Business Opportunities Manual” (March 2009)
• IFPA-Fletch Conference folder and contents
• Baltimore City Hazardous Materials Special Forces shirt
• “White House” folder and contents
• D.C. Department of Corrections identification card
• Eastern Ambulance badge
• Braintree Fire Department badge
• Boston Fire Department badge
• Bay State Ambulance badge
• Handcuffs
• Massachusetts EMS badge
• Metropolitan Police Department Official Business placard.
• Metropolitan Police Department Reserve Corps license plate
• Metropolitan Police Department Pullover Jacket
• United States Secret Service Binder
• Roll of Police Tap
• Special Police Patch
• Chicago Police Patch
• U.S.V.I. Police Patch
• Ontario Police Patch
• Toronto Police Patch
• U.N. Security Patch
• Sheriffs County Patch
• Toronto AuxilIary Police Patch

He’s not going to jail – probably because the CIA plans to recruit this guy ASAP.

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