Karma really is a bitch, isn’t it Tiger?
This weekend professional golfer Tiger Woods earned his worst score ever in a tournament he’s won seven times. The sex addict scored a whopping 298 on the course, leaving him in a tie for 78th position. Did we mention there were only 80 players in the tournament? Ouch!
Even his fellow golfers blame Tiger’s action’s under the sheets for his recent tragedies on the course.
“He’s just not the regular Tiger we’re used to seeing,” pro golfer Anthony Kim said following the tourney. “He’s obviously had a lot of stuff going on and he’s dealing with that. That’s more important than golf. I think golf is an easy thing to do once your personal life is straightened out.”
Actually, Anthony, an easy thing to do is nail 20 desperate whores on several occasions over the course of 5 years. The hard thing to do (apparently) is keep it in your pants. And now, the even harder thing to do (apparently) is get it in the hole (how ironic).
Everyone was anxious to see Tiger return to the course after the sex scandal hit last November but no one could have predicted he would crash and burn this bad.
Two places away from being THE WORST golfer in the tournament – how embarrassing!
Will Tiger have what it takes to make one of the biggest comebacks in sport’s history? Nah, we don’t think so either.
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