Today is historic. Today is huge. Today, a judge has ruled that same-sex marriage shouldn’t be illegal, and proclaimed it unconstitutional – at least in California.
California is the first place that same-sex marriage should be legal. But for some reason, South Africa, Iceland, Portugal, Argentina, Belgium, and the Netherlands are all ahead of one of our most beloved and iconic states. There will be marrying in the streets today. Marrying on the rooftops. Spontaneous dance parties breaking out in Chelsea, WeHo, and Boystown, and I will be participating, bringing glowsticks, tying my shirt off and making my booty hop. Judge Vaughn Walker has ruled that the ban on same-sex marriages violates constitutional rights to equal protection and due process. The decision is expected to reach the Supreme Court, where hopefully the traditionally conservative body will stop posing for stoic photographs and come into the 21st century. Walker had this to say.
The evidence shows conclusively that moral and religious views form the only basis for a belief that same-sex couples are different from opposite-sex couples.
Arnold Schwarzeneggar praised the ruling. Tom Cruise couldn’t be reached, instead commenting, “Hey, do you want to get a burger, in case there are any gay people around here?”
Happy day for California. Happy day. Unless you disagree with the decision — in which case, feel free to leave vitriolic comments underneath.
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August 4th, 2010 - 3:53:39 PM
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