Next time Lindsay Lohan gets in trouble, she should call Charlie Sheen’s lawyer, Yale Galanter. He just scored Charlie what could be called ‘the most amazing deal ever,’ with regards to his December 2009 assault charges.
Despite the fact that the Christmas Day altercation where he threatened to kill his wife, Brook Mueller, was not the first time Sheen got violent, the Two and a Half Men star’s jail sentence will reportedly only last a few seconds.
Under the recently approved plea deal, TMZ writes that “Charlie will get a 30-day sentence which will be ‘administered and executed’ at Promises rehab facility in Malibu – where Charlie stayed either full or part time for more than a month earlier this year.”
Sources reveal that the lucky son of a bitch Charlie will receive a credit for the time he’s already served – meaning he will likely check in to the facility on August 23, and then immediately leave.
Knowing how good he has it, Charlie told the TMZ cameras, “Yale Galanter is a rock star, what can I tell you?” as he exited the courtroom.
In an attempt to seem like less of a douche, he also released the following official statement:
“I’m very grateful to the court and to the people of Pitkin County. I look forward to complying with the court’s decision, getting on with my life and putting this behind me.”
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