Justin Bieber is hot these days. At least, that’s what the kids tell me as I’m shrieking at them to get off of my lawn. But what’s even hotter? Writing books.
If you combine the two – whoa, man. You have some kind of a supernova. Justin Bieber in literature? Justin Bieber’s been on CSI, which smashes the hell out of any book ever written. Can books take off their sunglasses and speak in pun-talk? Chances are, they can’t. I wouldn’t know, I’ve never read one. And now Justin Bieber is ready to grace the world with his memoirs. Which means that his growth as a person and an artist has probably peaked already. You will look forward to seeing him at Promises, or any number of related rehab centers for egomaniacal child stars. Or wherever the hell Jesse McCartney has wandered off to. Which we can only assume is the Poconos, or another secluded island.
What’s the book to be titled? Justin Bieber: First Step 2 Forever: My Story. They should’ve just retitled it Teen Stars, Colons, and Clichés: It’s Time For An Orgy.
Knowing the climate, though, it’ll probably sell eleven million copies. At least twice. And come in a sparkly book jacket so people don’t lose their interest.
Comments
Lori
August 3rd, 2010 - 9:38:30 AM
Shame on you to even put Jesse McCartney in this article! Jesse is a very talented man and has made tons of excellent work along the way. His recent work is the song "Up" on the Step Up 3d Soundtrack and he just finished working on his 4th album. I totally disagree with the writer in this article. Next time you write an article keep Jesse McCartney out of it!
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some1
August 3rd, 2010 - 9:56:13 AM
alright i think justin bieber is a awsome singer and he is really talented for his age but whats the point of bringing jesse mccarteny into this jesse is great and hes even comeing out with a new album so next time i wouldent go talking about jesse mccarteny
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jessaddict
August 3rd, 2010 - 10:14:38 AM
you are totally wrong about Jesse! He is an amazing singer, writer and actor! his talent is complete and he works a lot to satisfy his fans around the world! you are cynic and uninteresting. that's all.
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JMac Fan
August 3rd, 2010 - 10:26:33 AM
Urm, why did you have to add Jesse McCartney in this article? Justin Bieber & Jesse McCartney are nothing alike. Jesse is coming back with a new album, just because you dont see him on the news for doing all sorts of stuff doesn't mean he's wandered off. You will eat your words once Jesses back & better than ever. But yeah, you carry on writing your articles about Bieber, just dont bring Jesse into it.
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UpsetJmacFan
August 3rd, 2010 - 11:16:10 AM
Um, Jesse McCartney hasn't disappeared dummy. You can check his Resume and see that he was in the two biggest animated films in the last two years Alvin and the chipmunks. He is also featured on the Step-Up soundtrack and is coming out with his Fourth album. Also he wrote the biggest selling pop song in 16 countries in 2008 "Bleeding Love" and his Leavin single was number one on the billboard charts. Check your facts before you write an article. Some journalist you are.
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JN
August 3rd, 2010 - 12:32:00 PM
I agree. Jesse has paid his dues to NOT be compared to the likes of JB. His career includes singing, song-writing ("Bleeding Love" ring a bell?; Toni Braxton?), and acting (both IN movies and lending his voice). Next time you write an articles about someone, make sure you do a bit more research.
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Pixiie
August 17th, 2010 - 6:39:16 AM
Wow, you know how to be stupid! Please stop writing! Know that Jesse is a incredible talent, how you never ever will be. I'm brazilian, and here people loves Jesse, because everything that he does is perfect!
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