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  1. Woman Claims To Be Michael Jackson’s Lovechild

    Woman Claims To Be Michael Jackson’s Lovechild

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – 6 Comments

    Michael Jackson’s children are coming out of the woodwork. And no, not those children. Not the ones he liked to keep in little compounds on his property.
  2. Rihanna Will Make Her Acting Debut In Battleship — The Movie

    Rihanna Will Make Her Acting Debut In Battleship — The Movie

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

    If you’ve ever needed more examples, more indications that Hollywood is out of ideas, and is a generally a cesspool where they go to die – here’s number 10,082. Rihanna is going to be in the movie adaptation of Battleship.
  3. Obama Will Visit The View — Ostensibly To Braid Hair

    Obama Will Visit The View — Ostensibly To Braid Hair

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

    Obama is breaking all kinds of records. Nationalizing health care, the only president who can slam dunk, and now the only time a sitting President has visited a daytime talk show.
  4. Wycelf Jean for President?

    Wycelf Jean for President?

    Posted by Heather – Leave A Comment

    The musician is reportedly considering the idea of running for President of Haiti.
  5. Library of Congress Says Jailbreaking Is OK

    Library of Congress Says Jailbreaking Is OK

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

    Hahahahaha, suck it Apple. You tried convincing me that cracking your software would be illegal because you haven’t approved of third-party programs. And now you have been hit by a mighty hammer.
  6. Oliver Stone Makes Anti-Semitic Comments, Is Apparently Jealous of Mel Gibson

    Oliver Stone Makes Anti-Semitic Comments, Is Apparently Jealous of Mel Gibson

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – 4 Comments

    The 80’s were the worst decade in American history. It brought us Reaganomics, 80’s action stars, and Oliver Stone. All three of which are apparently crazy.
  7. Starcraft II Released Tomorrow

    Starcraft II Released Tomorrow

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – 1 Comment

    Get ready. Get ready to be pummeled on by legions of South Koreans, as Starcraft II is about to come out.
  8. MIA Sucks It At Hard NYC

    MIA Sucks It At Hard NYC

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – 8 Comments

    Lately, MIA has been in the press for being a terrible person. Literally, when the NYT is calling your pop act stale and borderline kicking sand at you and calling you a poseur, you need to re-evaluate your at.
  9. Dez Bryant Says No Thanks to Rookie Hazing

    Dez Bryant Says No Thanks to Rookie Hazing

    Posted by James Sheldon – Leave A Comment

    Dez Bryant is opting out of rookie hazing...says he's more focused on winning a championship.
  10. Steven Ortiz Craigslist Genuis: Swaps Cell Phone for Porsche!

    Steven Ortiz Craigslist Genuis: Swaps Cell Phone for Porsche!

    Posted by AAyles – Leave A Comment

    Wanna own a sexy 2000 Porsche Boxter? Just ask 17-year-old Steven Ortiz how he snagged himself one of the hottest cars on the planet without spending a dime.

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