Recent Blogs

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   MORE Mel Gibson Craziness Escapes

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – 1 Comment

   Mel Gibson is the equivalent of blogging Christmas. Every time he does something crazy, we get a million more hits or so. So it pleases the interwebs to know that that train ain’t stopping.
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   The Swiss Will Not Give Up Roman Polanski

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – 1 Comment

   The Swiss have decided to hold onto Roman Polanski. Clearly, there are a few more birthday parties they want him to arrange before he comes over – and a few more productions of Romeo and Juliet he needs to stage. Starring himself.
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   Ed Norton vs. Marvel: Things Get Ugly!

   Posted by AAyles – 2 Comments

   Fans of the Hulk will be disappointed to learn that Ed Norton will not be playing Hulk in the upcoming flick The Avengers. The decision to not cast Ed seemed to be an easy one for Marvel execs, who released this statement regarding the news:
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   Spain World Cup 2010: Spain Beats the Netherlands (Watch!)

   Posted by Heather – Leave A Comment

   Spain won their first World Cup on Sunday, beating the Netherlands, 1 - 0 with Andres Iniesta finding the net in extra time.
5. 

   Home Run Derby – 2010

   Posted by James Sheldon – 1 Comment

   The 2010 State Farm Home Run Derby will take center stage tonight, kicking off the 2010 MLB All-Star break.
6. 

   Paul The Octopus Picks Spain To Win The World Cup

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

   According to our psychic cephalopod, Spain is going to win the world cup. Spain. Get your tears ready, Oranje fans.
7. 

   Listen To Mel Gibson’s Audio Tapes

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – 1 Comment

   Mel Gibson is coming in the night for you. Maybe in more than one way. He’s probably stalking you and masturbating, which makes it reaaaaallly hard to stalk people, but really easy for him to masturbate.
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   Lindsay Lohan’s Lawyer Probably Hates Her Life

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

   Lindsay Lohan can’t hold down a job, she can’t hold down a man and now she can’t hold down a lawyer. What can she hold down? Her trophy for 70’s-worthy skankdom.
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   Japan’s ANA To Serve KEGS In Flight

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

   Japan never ceases to amaze me. Between being the home to the greatest perverts in history and balancing the cutest exports, they’ve now managed to serve beer on a plane.
10. 

    Cliff Lee – Is He Heading to the Yanks?

    Posted by James Sheldon – Leave A Comment

    Cliff Lee is being shopped to several franchises, but the Mariners are demanding serious prospects in return. In regular speak that means sorry Yankee fans.

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