Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Divorce

By Mark Lorenz on July 30th, 2010

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The marriage of the century has ended. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag have broken up.

I know it’s not a big deal for some of you, but I’m crying. Whilst playing her hit, Superficial on repeat – a routine that will be maintained for at least the next twelve hours. How do you stop tears over something so real and holy as Spedi’s marriage? They had love. Love conquers everything – even creepy fleshbeards and exclusive bookings at SBE Entertainment sponsored nightclubs. But when love is gone, Spencer Pratt will grow his caveman beard, down too much valium, smoke too much weed, and apparently break up with his wife.

Heidi and Spencer have separated, fueling speculation that they’re just going to use the divorce for material for upcoming reality shows, but chances are finally Heidi Montag saw a poster for a Frankenstein movie remake, looked in the mirror, and realized what abusive relationships can do to you. They make you into freakish Hollywood dolls.

Spencer already has issued a release to the press, saying that Montag couldn’t handle ‘King Spencer’s fame, so she had to get out of the marriage.’

Charming. These are people making millions of dollars, and they have no idea when to stop trolling for publicity.