Jay-Z And LeBron Are Fighting

By Mark Lorenz on July 28th, 2010

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Or at least, nobody who hates passive-aggressive backtalking through media sources. Or the media sources themselves. When moguls fight, it’s a victory for underwhelming revolution across the globe, and parties who can’t amass to fight bitchy rich people.

Jay-Z is reportedly mad at LeBron James for not consulting with him and talking to J-HOVA before he decided to make the decision to run off to Miami to play 3 on 5 for the next umpteen years. Supposedly it threatened his credibility as a part owner of the New Jersey Nets, which he wanted to move to Brooklyn, and blah blah blah. Listen, if LeBron and Jay-Z wanted to pool their money together, they could have a team of highly intelligent, genetically modified koalas playing basketball. Which might not be a bad idea. If koalas played basketball, the NBA would get even more insane ratings – cause who hates koalas? I’d watch highly-intelligent koalas do anything – including chase-down blocks.

LeBron, if you’ve been living under a rock, just moved to Miami to celebrate the cult of basketball celebrity. And everyone else is hoping for an injury to derail his career, or a clash of personalities in Miami that will eliminate them from possibly winning a championship.