Darth Vader Robs Long Island Bank

OK. So it wasn’t Vader–it was a dude dressed as Vader. I knew some people would wig out when Comic Con sold out this year.

The unknown man, presumably, popped into a Long Island Chase Bank, opting for a semi-automatic pistol as opposed to his saber of light. He then proceeded to stick up the joint. It is quite clever, is it not? This chump is clearly a petty thief, or was trying really hard to impress a really nerdy chick. He only demanded cash from the teller, allowed the bystanders to lie on the ground and then attempted to cut out.

One customer must have been inspired by dreams of serving the Rebel Alliance, and he began to tussle with the Sith Lord. After a brief altercation, Vader escaped, heading through the parking lot.

My favorite part of the whole ordeal? Vader was wearing his mask, cape…and camouflage pants. I knew he dressed differently when he was on his own time and not the Emperor’s.

The real Darth Vader’s ashes must be turning on his funeral pyre.

(Image via: My Opera)

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