Oh, god, this is the best news of my life. This is literally the best time to be an American. Because this is how low our politicians have stooped.
Sarah Palin is apparently going camping with Kate Gosselin. The two most useless people in American popular culture are going to be trapped in the woods together. This is the hypothetical reason why they’ve developed bombs that can take out a large sections of land without causing too much collateral damage. According to reps for Kate Gosselin’s show, Kate Plus 8, the two mama pit bulls will take Kate’s kids into the woods, where Sarah will teach her how to avoid bears. Seriously. How to avoid bears.
I hope a bear devours them both. And Warner Herzog gets to narrate it. It’s just a swirl of media unholy, when Palin and Gosselin can get together in the world, and one is delusional enough to think that she has a shot at the Oval Office. I really hope Sarah Palin runs. I hope she runs and we get to watch clips from this show over and over and over again before she has to debate unprepared.
How can anybody take these people seriously? It’s like, if they were desk clerks, you’d want to throttle them, but because they’re on TV?
Whatevs.
Comments
Kate's Angry Beaver
July 22nd, 2010 - 10:58:02 PM
Oh please. Get this compulsive liar, freebie grifter off television. She exploits her kids for fake boobies, tanning, nails, hair, clothing, new homes, cash and well... free Juicy Juice for her pre-planned litter. Barf.
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Timmy Treadwell Kate?
July 22nd, 2010 - 11:12:23 PM
Yes. Let Kate get eaten alive by a Grizzly... And let it regurgitate her $20K extensions. Maybe then she'd finally STFU. There goes your 2012 run, Sarah. Don't you know? Read the blogs. More than 93 percent of America despise Katie Kreider! Whoopsies Ms. Palin- and TLC, you have 'jumped the shark'. Congrats on having no moral compass for the Gosselin children's well-being.
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Diana
July 23rd, 2010 - 2:28:00 AM
WOW-leave them alone. Focus on your own life, clean your trailer and keep busy till your next welfare check comes in.Time to quit judging others and focus on yourself.Two women living their lives....just let it go.
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MTL
July 23rd, 2010 - 6:55:47 AM
Let me guess you are a liberal collecting wellfare or you are liberal that has either made there fortune or had there fortune given to them. And by the way, can you spell jealous?
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kitcatjasmine
July 23rd, 2010 - 8:07:43 AM
OMG! Love, love, love this article! The sheeple will be in a frenzy trying to defend both these bottom feeders. Such fun!
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JBN
July 23rd, 2010 - 11:40:30 AM
You are an idiot...this is for the kids. Get over yourself. You are the only useless piece of skin.
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Bob
July 24th, 2010 - 9:27:09 AM
I don't understand this personal hatred of these politicians. There are many politicians I think are nuts and completely disagree with, but could never hate them like this. The snobby, arrogant, hatred of Palin is disturbing and only makes the people who articulate their hate look creepy. I would be willing to bet if Sarah Palin was your neighbor you would get along with her and probably like her.
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