I hope someplace there’s a waiting room where people have to wait before they have sex with prostitutes. It’d be the most awkward exchanges in the world, between heads of corporation, and heads of state, and high-paid athletes and musicians.
What do French soccer stars have in common with Ne-Yo? Underage prostitutes.
If you’ve been following international football at all, you know the name Franck Ribéry. He’s one of the most prominent and talented footballers on the international scene, despite France’s meltdown in the World Cup. He’s more talented, uglier, and way more awesome than Ronaldo on the pitch – but like other members of the French national squad, apparently he likes prostitutes. Prostitutes who don’t disclose their age.
Hiring prostitutes doesn’t seem like it should fit in with the lifestyle of a wealthy musician. Unless you want to avoid contracting the herpes that most of your groupies probably are toting around like very expensive Louis Vitton cases. But tons of musicians make references to having sex with prostitutes, it was just a matter of time before prostitutes came out and started releasing names. But when you’re Neyo and you enjoy taking pictures of women suckin’ ya dick, you might also hire underage prostitutes. Which is what Zahia Dehar hinted at during court precedings.
It’s twice as hilarious if you imagine Ne-Yo paying underage prostitutes for sex if he does it with his fedora over his eyes, trying to act like a badass.