Glenn Beck may go blind in the next few years. Apparently, Glenn Beck is feeling the effects of having to see Glenn Beck naked everyday.
While speaking in front of a large crowd in Salt Lake City, Glenn Beck talked about his recent medical problems, which include macular dystrophy – which might leave him blind in the next few years. He also managed to find time to make fun of universal healthcare that may save millions of people’s lives, and talk about how he’s seen so much more than most people. And already, there’s been an outpouring of support and well-wishes for him even from people who fundamentally disagree with his viewpoints. This is not going to be one of those well-wishes.
I hope Glenn Beck goes blind. I really do. I think it’d be hilarious if he went blind, because Rush Limbaugh is already deaf, and then Anne Coulter could go mute. And they could do speaking tours together, where they have a difficult time being racist because of their shared issues with communication. It’d be like a political pundit sideshow.
Yes, I’d be sad for his wife and kids, but it’d be so much more hilarious to watch a blind Glenn Beck try to force tears out of his skull.