British Miner Claims To Have Sex With Thousands Of Women Via Facebook

By Mark Lorenz on July 20th, 2010

There is a 60-year old British ex-miner who claims that he’s used Facebook to have sex with thousands of women. Which is impossible. How could he have had sex with thousands of women, when we here at Manolith have had sex with at least a billion?

Facebook is known as the social networking site, du jour, but it pulls down a satisfaction rate less than the IRS, and banks who have bilked people out of billions of dollars. So it’s extremely popular, but everyone hates it. Facebook is the Nickelback of the internet. You heard it here first. So it’s kinda suspect that they’d kick off Clive Worth, who claims that he’s used the service to bed thousands of women. That’s right. No matter how bad you think your internet stalking habit is, it’s in it’s infancy compared to Mr. Worth, who signed up for the service, friended people he didn’t know specifically, and tried to then bed them.

Worth was kicked off a British site called Dating Direct for setting up hundreds of dates and not following through. Now he’s claiming he slept with thousands of women. I’m calling shenanigans. This just reeks of shenanigans. But it’s an interesting claim.

If you can’t slut it up through the internet, where an you slut it up?