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If you’ve ever wanted to hear Jay Baruchel whine and pretend to be a leading man for about two hours, then you should watch The Sorcerer’s Apprentice, being released this weekend. The movie cost 120 million dollars to make and has some of the biggest names in Disney entertainment and cocaine-tray styled producing behind it. But predictions so far have been dim, and the movie’s opened against what happens to be the biggest critical darling of all time. Inception. And Nicholas Cage was promoting Nicholas Cage the only way he knows how to…
By going on David Letterman and telling stories about how he did mushrooms with his cat. That sentence is everything that I have ever thought about Nicholas Cage. That he sits around with his long hair, reading comic books and taking mushrooms and talking to his cat. And then he thinks it’s a good idea to go on late-night talk shows and promote that to people.
I love everything about Nicholas Cage. That he’ll promote crazy things overseas, sells houses that are designed like bordellos, and collects dinosaur heads. Somehow he’s morphed into everyone’s favorite actor, one who can shoot little girls and chew scenes with John Travolta.
Just enjoy the commercial.
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