I’m not advocating in any way for Mel Gibson, being that he’s a completely psychotic and unstable man on the precipice of killing us all – but does all this seem weird to you?
Like, suddenly Mel Gibson is releasing more tapes than an 80’s punk-rock band and they all have him yelling racial slurs, like an 80’s punk-rock band and supposedly he’s damaging the people that are important to his life, like he’s in an 80’s punk-rock band. They sound like they’re being recorded in a home studio dedicated to domestic abuse. Well, it turns out that Oksana Gregor-whatever might’ve actually been lying about the degree of abuse she was subjected to. Lord knows that she was still subjected to Mel-Gibson styled abuse, where he’d talk about Jesus and how people should blow him because he deserves it before smearing poop on the walls, but apparently she tried to extort him.
By threatening to release the tapes of him yelling racial slurs under the influence unless he gave her 10 million dollars to keep them private. That’s a lot of money. Which, by Mel’s account, he doesn’t really have.
This story is getting more and more complicated, but there’s one thing you can take away from it : you should blow him before he hits you in the head with a shovel and buries you in the rose garden. For the children.
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Brian
July 18th, 2010 - 11:04:10 AM
Mel is a whack job, maybe bi-polar. Oksana played him like a fiddle at the end of the relationship and stands to reap a handsome sum. But if you want something FUNNY, check this out: Read the transcript from what the Mel Gibson rant would have sounded like on an iPhone 4. WICKED FUNNY http://www.dailygoat.com/?p=1659
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