It’s not like the Palin family moves in mysterious, uneasily defined circles, where their motivation remains clouded in mystery. We wrote yesterday about Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston getting back together.
Well, now we know why. They’re also shopping around reality television shows. As in, we’d want to sit down, and donate precious hours of our day to trying to figure out what makes Bristol and Levi tick and how they could possibly solve their problems. Hint: the answer to both might be crystal meth. Like we need to watch Bristol and Levi fight with each other in a VH1 formatted show. What kind of reality show would Bristol and Levi function well in.
I want to see Bristol Palin fighting for the love of 40 different redneck motherfuckers, on a show called Shotgun Wedding. Whichever suitor she rejects, she can snipe at from the sky, in a helicopter or anything similar to it. Possibly a hovercraft.
The sad part is? Bristol and Levi are getting all kinds of takers on their pitch for a reality show, which will ostensibly be as hilarious as Sarah’s foray into Alaska reality shows. Ostensibly. I’d buy Levi and Bristol’s show, just because I have a bad habit of watching trainwrecks.
And so does the public. So it might work out.
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